"I'm sorry for judging you, your family, your friends, and all your major life decisions."
-Said Every Virgo Ever
Tell me you know a Virgo without telling me you know a Virgo! But seriously, what better sign to start the new email newsletters and to bring in Fall?! In honor of my favorite Virgo, v1.0, I will now attempt to write this newsletter using all her favorite lingo.
BRUH, POV: you LOWKEY spent the whole summer rebranding CSD and developing a new website that is LIT. Though it was SAVAGE and you wanted to NETFLIX & CHILL, you TOTES can't because now you FINNA gear up for holiday season! You need to bring clients BLING for their GUCCI FIT (and for some of you it probably is IRL). You're not DELULU, CSD pieces aren't a casual purchase, but they will YASSIFY PERIODT.
But I need your help, so time to FLEX your RIZZ and SLAY the day away. Please consider forwarding this on to others so they don't get FOMO, can subscribe to email, and LMP on SOSH (@carinsusanndesigns). Since you're now SQUAD, you've got CLOUT, NO CAP. You'd be the SIGMA getting the word out.* Also, FOR REALS don't forget to sign up for the Zodiac Club (link below) to get MERCH, SWAG, and discounts on your birthday, it HITS DIFFERENT IMHO.
This is GIVING BOOMER which is CRINGE, so I think it's time to VIBE CHECK and DEADASS close out.
XX BESTIE, Carin
But not a KAREN!
PS - EXTRA
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